How I feel about the financial aid process right now.
I HAVE ALREADY DONE ALL OF THIS HOW THE FUCK DO THINGS ON THE INTERNET GET FUCKING LOST
Sometimes I think I’m not that Southern…
… and then I count how many times I’ve heard not the full “bless her heart” but just “bless her” over the past 24 hours at the beach with the family. Also Mint Juleps later today. Whelp, yeah. Southerners then.
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
Your day just got better and you’re welcome.
make sure you stop and aww at the hidden kitty in #2
b…babies…..
Things that are amusing
1. Me trying to explain tumblr to my relatives
2. The fact that the more sober side of my family bought a liquor store for the week
3. The fact that they assume I want wine and look all surprised when I pour myself expensive bourbon
4. Judging my relatives based on how creeped out they are by my bone jewlery
Things that are not amusing: how out of control my anxiety about this is. Do you see the things I just listed? NO REASON FOR ANXIETY KAYLA PLEASE CALM YOUR TITS THANK YOU BYE
Postmortem skin drying of the hand making the fingernails appear that they have grown. Nails and hairs do not continue growing postmortem. After death, the skin loses so much volume and water that the dehydration cause hair and nails to appear as if they are protruding further out.
